13 (or 17) Rules for Borrowing Race Numbers

by A N Other

from Valley Striders News January 2004

13 Rules for "Borrowing" Race Numbers

1.             Don't use anyone else's number in any circumstances (except rule 3).

2.             If entries haven't closed and the race is for a good cause, then pay the money and enter in your own name.

3.             If entries have closed before the official cut-off, then make a surreptitious enquiry (e.g. do it using someone else's e-mail at work!) to the race organiser whether they will officially accept swapped numbers (maybe for an additional donation of £1 or £2).

4.             If you ignore rules 1 to 3, then at least follow rules 5 to 11.

5.             If you are a leading runner (i.e. could win an individual prize), don't borrow from anyone.

6.             If the person you are borrowing from is a leading runner, don't borrow from him/her.

7.             Don't use the number of someone of the opposite sex (men, you wouldn't want to win a ladies prize you weren't entitled to, and vice versa).

8.             Don't use the number of someone older than you (you wouldn't want to win a vet's prize you weren't entitled to).

9.             If you use the number of an unattached runner, don't run in your Valley Striders vest.

10.          Don't use the number of someone in a different club from you (unless you know that that club has no chance of winning a team prize) (and don't run in your Valley Striders vest).

11.          If you use the number of a fellow Strider then don't stop for the prize ceremony if you've won a team prize.

12.          If you use someone else's number, make sure they or their family (who will be on the phone number that they wrote on the entry form) know of your various illnesses, allergies etc should you have an accident or be taken ill during the race.

·         Many years ago there was a tragic occurrence in the Leeds marathon.  Two brothers were running and by mistake they had swapped numbers.  One had a heart attack and died on the route (NB the only death I know of in 20+ years at Leeds).  The organisers announced over the tannoy for relatives to get in contact.  You can imagine the rest.

·         You may be fit and healthy but what about accidents?  In road races where the roads are open to traffic you may have had or you will probably know someone who has had a "close shave" with traffic.  Several years ago, there was a Strider knocked down in a race (he suffered a broken arm).  Last year in the Roundhay 5 there was a dispute between runners, marshals, car drivers and a park official where the route crosses Old Park Lane near Oakwood Clock.  In the same race, we had great difficulty persuading a car driver to wait 2 minutes and not drive straight at and through the runners standing on the start line.  Anything might have happened.

·         Fell and trail races may be free of traffic but can you guarantee not to get injured or lost?  How are you going to explain to the fell rescue team that you are not who they are looking for?  Perhaps they'd leave you up there!

13.          If, despite the warnings of rule 12, you do borrow a number and you are caught, don't tell them about the 13 rules.

 

And from August 2004 V S News, the 14th Rule for "Borrowing" Race Numbers

14.          Don't make up a number (in any circumstances).  There was a guy at the Baildon Boundary Way 2004 who made up a number and pinned it on.  Then he ran the route and through the finishing funnel.  Came in the top 20.  At the prize-giving, the woman bearing the official version of ‘his’ number was awarded first place but was still on the course.  Later, the race organisers had to sort out exchanging trophies and vouchers because all the women had to receive higher denomination vouchers than they were awarded in the presentation.

 

Here’s another

15.          Don’t borrow numbers for the West Yorkshire Cross Country League.  Your running could affect the overall individual series positions.  It’s only £6 to enter and you get 4 races for your money.  Even if you only run one, £6 is cheaper than most other races.  And a lot of the West Yorks profits are donated to other junior and school leagues.

 

And a couple more (21 January 2007)

16.          If the race numbers have been allocated in age-group bands, try not to use one that is for someone 30 years younger than you. If you do, then apply plenty of Grecian 2000 before you start and hope it's not a rainy day and the dye runs. Or instead run really easily and then explain your aging by the fact that you've had a hard run

17.          If the race numbers have been marked with sweatshirt size, be ready with a good reason why you're 8 stone and you want an XL (you like plenty of layers in the winter) or you're 16 stone and you want an S (it's for one of the kids).

 



Created by Bob Jackson
Created on23 January 2005